上次说到上海小女人是极品之一，现在就来解释一下为什么要加上 “之一”，除了为了表示客观以外，主要原因就是很久以前认识的这两个江苏小女人的存在。怎么个极品法呢，翻出我从前被人戏谑为 GRE 满分的 E 文日志，就知道是怎么回事了……
The two women who are living neighbouring, as I mentioned b4, are the most worst women I ever seen on this planet. They are really dirty. They put the dirty clothing in a basket until there seems no room for another months clothing to put in. They hardly clean the kitchen, while the black beetles are running everywhere, even in the fridge! In March I led them have a big cleaning. However, they’ll never show their consciousness on cleaning the public area. Rubbish is everywhere. The entry of sewer of bathroom is blocked by their long hair. They’ll never clean them up. Fucking those dirty stupid freak women! I really hate them.
They are really guly, ugly and nauseous. They have fat asses, and I am afraid their asses will become fatter and fatter. OMG, who creates such a creature? If it was their parent’s fault, then the God will smile; if it was the God’s fault, then their parents will smile. Anyway, it was the devil’s classic creation that made such two fat dumplings.
Feeling sorry for their boyfriends (if they had), parents (God bless them!) and all the friends who unfortunately know them, I decide to move out. Not only because they are the mass of evil, but also because they are really narrow-minded while trying to sneak every penny I earned. Un-fucking-believable! I have been living near them for about 6 mths! Oh, my mercy God, please forgive my profane words. Just take them, take them to the hell, or any places like that, for example, cloacae, graveyard, dark forest with killer everglade, and so on. I’ll never mind!
隔壁俩小女人是人间极品、地球一绝。她们要有多脏就有多脏。怎么讲？她们会把衣服放在一个巨——大的篮子里，堆到半个洗衣机这么高然后去洗。她们从不打扫厨房，黑色小蟑螂爬了一地，甚至在冰箱里都能看到螂们的身影。实在看不下去了就在 3 月份领导了一次大扫除。然而她们也只是马虎了事，对待公共区域的脏乱差毫无表示。要知道我是房客，她们是房东啊！结果颠倒过来了。到处都是垃圾。还有浴室也被女人头发堵住了，结果还是我去把下水道掀开了清洁的。xx 他娘的恶心女人！