It has been two days since the Chinese version of Hitler Gets Banned (from XBox Live) was released. In Youtube this Hitler Gets Banned (Chinese Version) has attracted at least 40,000 clicks. Well, both Bowlch and I have not imagined that...
The whole Hitler Gets Banned (Chinese Version) video and the translation is here:
Added: June 09, 2007
This is the story of Hitlers Downfall, his final defeat against Microsoft has now pushed him over the edge.
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A HUGE thanks goes to 老虎 for his help at translating the text! Check his MSN Space here:
I have corrected some mis-spellings in English version. The EN version is from YouTube at:
Unfortunatly Sir, We have grave news for you
This morning at 3AM
Microsoft started to scan for modified consules
The scan moved across Eu quicker than we anticipated
and it entered our bunker at 0215
(Shouldn't it be 0415? --Yang)
Not a problem...
My console will never be found
We regret to inform you that your
Live account was banned this morning
You won't be able to play on Microsoft Live ever again.
Anyone whose console is not currently banned
leave the room, now
HOW THE FUCK COULD THIS OF HAPPENED!?
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED SOONER!?
HOW DARE THEY BAN MY CONSOLE!!!!!!
I had over 2000 Microsoft points!
I bought a Call Of Duty theme pack too!
even used the Arcade Games from time to time!
What the fuck am I going to do now!?
But Sir what about getting a Wii
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?
But Sir think of the bowling game!
Fuck the fucking bowling game!!!
Imagine the news!
"Hitler gives up on the war decides to play with his Wii!!!"
That would sound fucking great wouldn't it!
That would sound fucking well with the enemy!
I can't believe this shit I'm hearing!
I have a console with...
no online capabilities whatsoever!
I can't even download the Halo 3 Beta now
I'm left only with
with my shitty N64!
I am truly fucked now.
God damn it!
I mean how much fun can you have with super fucking mario!!!!
running around as a mad italian jumping on god damn turtles!
(-- Lol, turtles here I translated as "龟头", which literily means turtoise's head but also refers to "dick" in Chinese, just let you know, hahaha --Yang)
Hell! I'm so desperate for a games console right now
I may be forced to go out and buy...
a god damned PS3!!!
Don't worry dear, he's not that desperate!
What about my gamerscore!?
I spent....Months! Finding the fucking agility orbs on Crackdown!
(-- Lol again, orbs -> “球球” -> "balls" in chinese --Yang）
It's all over now.
I want you to end my Live Subscription.
Microsoft has turned its back against me for the last time
now I'm left with jack shit.
There will be no more gaming for me...